Chocolate Age Calculator

Posted by Syed Nayyar Uddin on October 15, 2011 in Daily Quote |

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS    

Don’t tell me your age; you’d probably lie anyway-but the Thornton Man will know!
 
   
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

 

This is pretty neat.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun. 
 

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator
 

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1761 ..
If you haven’t, add 17
60..

6… Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

  
   

You should have a three digit number
 

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
 
 


 
The next two numbers are 
  
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
   

 

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2011) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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